Titillating News (HA!)
After I seemingly completely missed the Paris Hilton “scandal”, I at least managed to notice the [Janet Jackson Wardrobe Malfunction](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/3456497.stm) only one the day after it happened. Well it looks like America is still in shock. Heh. I mean, it’s really a scandal – not only a nude breast, but a black one as well. Oh the horror! (That’s sarcasm for those of you too dense to notice it.)
Maybe the horror and shock is because it wasn’t even a very nice breast? Go check out the BBC site. Yes, even the beeb is carrying the photos.